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Mike Robertson is a Canadian retired snowboarder. He resides in Canmore, Alberta. His home mountain was Lake Louise. Robertson won a silver medal in snowboard cross at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver and was considered somewhat of an unknown and surprise medalist. He retired in 2012 after suffering post-concussion syndrome from three notable head injuries.
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Juan Torres Odelín is a Cuban former amateur boxer who competed as a light flyweight and won the World Amateur Championships at Reno in 1986.
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