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{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}
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